It’s not loud. It’s not complicated. It’s just facts.
This soft, breathable tee delivers the message with a straight face and a subtle wink. Made from lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it feels smooth against your skin and layers effortlessly under a jacket or over a long sleeve when the weather turns.
The clean crew neckline and modern retail fit keep things sharp and easy to wear, whether you’re on a coffee run, at the dog park, or pretending you didn’t just cross the street to pat someone’s Labrador. A subtle back emblem adds personality without overdoing it.
Built to last with side seams, shoulder taping, and a ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape wash after wash. The tear-away label means no scratchy distractions, and responsibly produced materials mean you can feel good about what you’re wearing.
Comfortable. Clever. Unapologetically pro-dog.
Because smart people?
They love dogs.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer and accessorize
- Structural details: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Tear-away label to minimize irritation; REACH certified and sustainably manufactured
- Multiple print methods used for crisp designs (DTF or DTG on sleeves and labels); sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
